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I am on a seafood diet, i sea food and i eat it.
I can resist everything, except temptation.
Today I will be as useless a the 'g' in lasagna.
Of course i talk to myself, sometimes i need expert advice.
It is ok if you disagree with me, I can't force people to be right.
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know i am hilarious.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected expected?
I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyles everyday.
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