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I am on a seafood diet, i sea food and i eat it.

I can resist everything, except temptation.

Today I will be as useless a the 'g' in lasagna.

Of course i talk to myself, sometimes i need expert advice.

It is ok if you disagree with me, I can't force people to be right.

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know i am hilarious.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected expected?

I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyles everyday.

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